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[twerklina]

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solitaire 6 as john mulaney quotes:

[incorrectosemanversequotes]

tori: 

michael: 

becky: 

lucas:

charlie:

nick:

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[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation:
“I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry”
*the standard effect of touching a soviet car*
*laughs in russian*

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[cried-havoc]

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[dankmemesreasonforliving]

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[wang-fire]

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

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[saxifraga-x-urbium]

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

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[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

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[dankmemesreasonforliving]